goodjuxandsex:

You gotta choke yo girl during sex bruh or another nigga will

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shaynnee:

I have this feeling of wanting to fuck you so hard against the wall and tied up and make you cum all night but I’d still like to lay in bed with you with your head on my chest, kiss you and play with your hair.

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100 Sweet Things You Can Do For Your Princess

littleoctopiloveyou:

littleoctopilove:

  1. Help her tie her shoes
  2. Wash her hair for her
  3. Pet her often
  4. Brush her hair with detangler
  5. Pick out cute clothes for her
  6. PIck out her panties
  7. Pull her into your lap
  8. Let her suck on your fingers
  9. Get her binky for her
  10. Cuddle her
  11. Wash her body gently
  12. Fill her sippy
  13. Make her giggle

Eeeeep look I wrote this!!

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Blowjob Physics

  • Daddy: *hand feeding me bits of orange*
  • Me: *biting off half of a piece* Daddy! That piece is to big! I can't fit it all!
  • Daddy: *looks down at penis* Little girl I know for a fact you can fit bigger things than this slice in that little mouth.
  • Me: But Daddy! That's blowjob physics! It's not the same as regular physics! I don't know how it works but that's just the way it is! It's science!
  • Daddy: *facepalm*
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